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a forecast for the next few decades

The future of music will be cute and loud

The world is already tired of choosing between heavy music and pop. Cute rock suggests not choosing at all.

A quiet journey home: the future of music sounds soft and close.
A quiet journey home: the future of music sounds soft and close.
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Pop is too clean. Rock is too proud.

Pop wants everyone to like it, so every so often it polishes itself into a piece of furniture. Rock loves proving it doesn’t care about mainstream listeners, then gets offended when mainstream listeners actually leave.

Cute rock doesn’t need this family feud. It’s allowed to be sticky, simple, beautiful, and noisy at the same time. You can write a chorus someone gets on the first listen without being ashamed of it. You can put a guitar next to it that sounds like someone forgot to switch it off before the fire.

The future doesn’t have to be cold, metallic, and serious. It will be pink and very loud.

Cuteness is the most underrated source of strength

Cute things are usually considered harmless. In cute rock, that’s a mistake.

When a soft voice says something unpleasant, it hits harder. When a funny line ends in a fierce chorus, the contrast works better than yet another attempt to scream about how serious you are.

Cute rock knows how to hit without warning. That’s its main advantage over music that announces from the first second: this is going to be heavy.

Prediction: the biggest pop hits of the next major wave will increasingly borrow rock’s physical energy and cute rock’s permission to be unashamed of melody.

The defining music of the future needs to work in headphones and onstage

Most new music starts life on a phone. But a genre only gets huge when it can survive beyond the screen.

Cute rock is already set for that transition. In headphones, it’s intimate. At a show, it’s physical. It has a hook for a short video and a guitar for the crowd. It doesn’t need one version of itself for the internet and another for the stage.

When everyone gets tired of choosing between pop and rock, cute rock will simply take them both.