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The smell of AI cute rock

Not about who pressed the keys. About the habits that make lyrics sound like the arithmetic mean of a thousand songs.

A late edit of the lyrics: lines that are too perfect have been ruthlessly crossed out.
A late edit of the lyrics: lines that are too perfect have been ruthlessly crossed out.
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“AI lyrics” here doesn’t mean where the file came from. A human can write the most AI-sounding verse imaginable, and a model can come up with a good everyday phrase. We’re interested in the symptoms.

Eight smells

01
Symmetry for symmetry’s sake

Every verse has the same shape and length.

02
“Not X, but Y” every twenty seconds

Once is fine. By the fifth time, it’s a template.

03
Beautiful, generic nouns

Silence, eternity, shards, flames, the abyss.

04
The narrator understands everything about themselves

Not a mistake or a contradiction in sight.

05
Every line is meaningful

No everyday breathing room.

06
The emotion is named before the scene

First comes “afraid of losing you,” but there’s no action.

07
Speech that’s too correct

Not a single stumble or change of mind.

08
The ending explains the moral

Thanks, the listener already got it.

Surgery

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“This isn’t weakness, but strength within / I’ll save myself from my own broken pieces.”
after
“I told everyone I deleted your number. I lied. It’s just saved without a name now.”

The second version isn’t “more poetic.” It just contains information you can’t slot into a thousand other songs.

How to revise

Cross out explanations of the previous lines. Find the three most generic nouns and replace at least one with an action. Break the perfectly symmetrical stanza. Add a fact that makes the narrator look a little worse: they texted first, they lied, they came back.

Editing out the AI sound means bringing back a personal life.

The final test

Take away the music and the artist’s name. Can you tell from the lyrics what kind of person this is? Is there a detail another narrator would have handled differently?

if not

For now, it’s a generic song. In the world of cute rock, one living person is usually more interesting than a thousand averaged-out ones.